I was watching “Love Island” live on ITV2 the other day (don’t judge) when this bizarre commercial flashed across the screen.
I live in the States, so I don’t usually watch British television as it airs. I have no idea what the usual commercial content looks like. But apparently this Uncanny Valley Of Penis Fingers has been in circulation for about a year and a half. British television has always been less prude than American shows, but I still have to wonder how effective this advertising campaign has been to run for that long, and in such a prime slot. Maybe Vodafone just found the trick to profit off a sea of dicks.
Do you love Christmas? Do you love dogs? How about dongs? Well then I have just the shirt for you! Uhhhhh pretty sure that’s not a dog? https://t.co/r6S2Kjp2R3 pic.twitter.com/nb6UP9vjsP — Turkey Doom (@thomdunn) November 8, 2019 I mean I guess I can see how that’s supposed to be a dog with the — wait, nope, […]
Students at Mackie Academy secondary school in Aberdeenshire, Scotland created a piece of high art on the playing field. While the act occurred last year, its documentation — which was actually the real prank — apparently lives on in Google Earth. “I’m sure there is lots of penises drawn in lots of places around the […]
The Daily Beast reports on the president’s deformed horror cock, as described by Stormy Daniels. “He knows he has an unusual penis,” Daniels writes in a book fittingly titled Full Disclosure. “It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool… I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes […]
We’ve been hearing about them for years — literally. We even got some leaked video a few weeks ago of this latest iteration. And now, we may finally have the folding smartphone that buyers are ready to truly embrace. Samsung has dropped its brand new foldable Galaxy Z Flip, and outlets, as esteemed as CNN, […]
The secret to project management is that there really is no secret. In fact, with so many popular and well-proven methodologies around for shepherding a company’s biggest initiatives from concept to completion, leaders are better served following some battle-testing paths rather than trying to build one of their own. It’s a lucrative career option for […]
In a little over a month, golf fans will get an answer to the big question they’ve been asking for almost a year: can Tiger do it again? After his improbable return to majors form with a stunning victory at last year’s Masters in Augusta, everybody’s anxious to see what happens this time around in […]